So I just finished AC2 on my own time, and even though I know where the story line’s going, I’m still all like, “Wait, I don’t get it…”.
Onto the next game!
I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.
I think that’s lovely.
the gifts that keep on giving ;)
welcome to the end of the semester where all your hopes and dreams die
ONE FRICKIN’ WEEK.
FUCKS WILL BE GIVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD.
I was texting with a friend, and we got onto the topic of sex.
I can only imagine what Tumblr will be like on election night if Mitt Romney wins.
us Europeans will log on and be like
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
The woman’s very pretty. Just don’t do anything to have her shank ya.
Taylor and I burst into the Big Gay Halloween Soiree and yelled “Miguel and Tulio!” “Tulio and Miguel!” “Mighty and powerful gods!” and everyone was like “IT’S THE ROAD TO EL DORADO” and it was perfect and we cried.
The most surreal thing about Fright Night is that David Tennant’s mannerisms don’t actually change that much, so it’s like watching Ten on a bender. Or maybe someone activated the ‘foul-mouthed bisexual painted manwhore’ setting on the chameleon arch.
All I want from life is a set of business cards that say “Foul-Mouthed Bisexual Painted Manwhore.”
Come to think of it, if Tumblr had a job description…
Because these comments are the best thing ever.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”