
rebloging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.
Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen as the rest of the world
I’M DYING
omg, the America one is SO TRUE. When I was younger I thought that all of America was a desert with cowboys and saloons. derp. I read too many comics.
OMG the Canada comparison. DYING.

#74 You might be in trouble in a musical if:
You don’t really have a girlfriend who lives in Canada
(Avenue Q)

119. “I honestly think this show is even more amazing just because it’s Canadian.”
I always see people using those ‘God Bless America’ eagle graphics ironically so I thought:
oh man, what if Canadians were equally as loud and overzealous with that sort of blind patriotism
what would our obnoxious graphic representation look like
AAAAAAAAAA
Romanian and bitch.
German and douchebag and swag.
Bisaya and sarcasm.
French and a little cat.
Stitch
Spanish and emo-artist
yosuke hanamura
people think i can speak bird
its actually italian
I speak gamer.
I’m pretty sure it’s a universal language.
…I speak snark.
I can sing in well over a dozen languages, including the big 5 (English, German, Italian, French, and Latin), Spanish, Japanese, Hebrew, Swedish, Scandinavian, Russian, Gaelic, and, Afrikaans.
But as far as speaking goes, I usually speak three languages, sarcasm, sexual innuendo, and Canadian, eh?