atenineten:

every day

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Ah, the joys of stage managing AND being a student.

“But the call’s at, like, 5.”

“AT LEAST YOU WENT HOME.”

misandrist-witchcraft:

welcome to the end of the semester where all your hopes and dreams die

ONE FRICKIN’ WEEK.

ONE.

WEEK.

UUUUUUUUWWWWEEEEEFFFGGGHGHGHGAHSGIOAH;VNOGIHQ;AEVNA;IGJA;J

FUCKS WILL BE GIVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD.

gothiccharmschool:

I first saw this via @PeteVenters FB. (You know, the RealHusband!) It is so, SO true. “All the work while crying”, yep.

YES.

gothiccharmschool:

I first saw this via @PeteVenters FB. (You know, the RealHusband!) It is so, SO true. “All the work while crying”, yep.

YES.

  • People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
  • People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked
  • attractive man: hi i'm married
  • attractive man: hi i live in another country
  • attractive man: hi i'm twice your age
  • attractive man: hi i'm gay
  • attractive man: hi i'm fictional
  • attractive man: hi i'm all of the above